Life's challenge

Life's challenge
learn to love
laugh
grow
be healthy
play, but not too much
eat well, but not too well
learn new things
but not too many,
seeming too smart, can also lead to cockiness
love but not too many
you won't be taken serious
though you will have lots of fun
get married,
though it's not considered as fashionable as once was
have children
but not too many,
life's expensive enough as it is-
anything more than three requires a new car
grow old,
but not too old,
for the kids you painstakingly raised will put you away in a home-
all for your benefit of course
die quietly
cause no one likes a scene
haunt freely,
it'll be the only time you'll get away with being annoying.